#seeing her get out of the cr*stal

[annies-hoodie]

Finally finishing up the SnK final season and my god...Annie is still the GOAT

[cupcakeshakesnake]

Watching SU for the first time: Season 3 ep 11~15

Beach City Drift

-That quote is weird in the way that it sounds cool but somehow fails to make sense

-what the fuck greg

-DAMMIT KEVIN

-KEVIN.

-Steven was basically me there

-’Hate’s a strong word’  I don’t think I want to know what would happen if I existed in that world.

-”I smell what you’re steppin’ in.”  “Ew.”

-ANIME GLASSES

-um but aren’t they basically like high schoolers. They’re too young to get themselves killed in a car race like that??

-Episode summary: Steven and Connie learn how to deal with a troll.

-Kevin is still cancer.

Restaurant Wars

-what the fuck

-excuse me but i thought both of you were adults

-”Too many carbs”

-That shit screams diabetes and obesity.

-HEELIES

-Did he just try to brand Steven with a burn mark

-On a side note, ‘kofi’ sounds like the Korean word for ‘nosebleed’.

-*lapis voice* This plan sucks.

-”I have a girlfriend.”  “Where she at tho?”

-OH GOD THIS IS PERSONALLY EMBARRASSING ME

-CRINGE INTENSIFIES

-DAMMIT STEVEN

-Plot twist: RONALDO ACTUALLY HAS A GIRLFRIEND

-Steven no

-Steven no

-Plllleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaase nooooo

-STEVEN DRAGGED PEARL INTO THIS

-STEVEN DRAGGED THE CRYSTAL GEMS INTO THIS

-AND THEY’RE ROLLING WITH IT

-JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

-Steven Universe staff: “We got really good reactions last time we dressed Pearl in a tux, let’s try dressing her in a waitress suit this time”

-But I eat fries without ketchup... They’re salty already...

-Sometimes this show has a magical boy singing and playing ukulele, sometimes it has the alien victims of an ancient experiment shrieking in agony, and then there’s this episode

the gems are not giving a single fuck

-wtf is onion doing there

-umm

*something relatable*

-And here I am, eating pizza with chopsticks  (well not right now, but I sometimes eat pizza like that)

Kiki’s Pizza Delivery Service

-HA Studio Ghibli joke

-Sour cream’s mixtape must’ve been HOT

-who the fuck eats a whole pizza by him/herself in one go

-what the fuck kind of dream is this

-why is the dogcopter meowing

-KIKI’S FACE

-okay but what the fuck

-what

-THE FUCKING PUNS

-why is Steven so tired. Is his dream energy-spending affecting his real life

-what the fuck

-WHAT THE FUCK

-OKAY THEN

-Okay, these last two episodes felt like a bit of a filler for me, but all in all it’s okay because it had character building for the background characters.

Monster Reunion

-At first I thought his healing magic only worked on gems.  Then it turns out it works on humans too.  Now it works on friggin teddy bears.  He should open a repair shop.

-"Look what I can do!” *breaks dish*

-THE FICKING FACE

-”I lost the battle of will.”

-WHAT

-THAT LINE AROUND THE MIDDLE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE STRAIGHT ALL ALONG

-CENTIPEETLE

-AAAAA

-CENTIPEETLE

-”-to heal damage from the diamonds”  I see some plot threads hanging around there...

-Sounds like a victim of some chemical/geneological experiment

-THAT FACE AGAIN

-aww omfg tHAT’S SO CUTE

-CENTIPEETLE IS SO CUTE

-SHE HAS HANDS

-ADORABLE HANDS

-OMFG SHE DREW HERSELF

-AAAAAA

-(IS THAT WHAT SHE USED TO LOOK LIKE)

-Peridot’s salute?? I thought it was easy? Also it kind of looks like she is making a diamond shape with her arms/hands

-who the fuck is that yellow gem with the afro

-please don’t tell me yellow diamond used to have an afro

-Centipeetle: “Here is a nice little story told with crayons... see it goes like this.. then this happened.. AND THEN THEY ALL DIED”

-Wow, Centipeetle learned how to animate frame-by-frame.

-The diamond... experiment.. thing...

-NUUUUU

-DON’T CRY

-SHE CRY

-HOLY FUCK IT’S THE DIAMONDS

-but why only three?

-*Dipper Pines voice* The mystery deepens.

-NO CENTIPEETLE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

-wait but how did he know that ship was hers

-she seems pretty traumatized

-WHERE THE FUCK DID AMETHYST COME FROM

-So the green scribbles are supposed to be gem writing?

Behold, the majestic Pearl bird in her natural habitat.

-FORESHADOWING

-FEELS

Alone at Sea

(I watch this on Kisscartoon and every time the video lags the theme song’s like W WE E A A R E THE CR RY Y STAL GE GEMS and I hate that)

-THE WATER WING EYE COVERS AGAIN

-EYYYYYYYYYY intensifies

-”They have a surprisingly clean sense of humor”

-”S.S.MISERY”

-that little blush/snort/wink/laugh thing was freakin adorable

-how does Greg know how to drive a boat anyway

so cute

-WHAT THE FICKK LA[IS THATS  NOT HOW FUISHING WORKS

-But what about the bait?

-Ah there we go

-”Like a worm or a 20 dollar bill”  What kind of fish would you even catch with a twenty-dollar bill? The rich ones?

WHAT WAS THAT

-Lapis is still emo.

-WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

-EYYYYYYYYY

-what

-WHAT

-WHAT

-THAT’S SOME COMPLICATED EMOTION STUFF THERE FOR A KIDS’ SHOW

-BUT THEN AGAIN THIS IS NOT A KIDS’ SHOW ANYMORE IS IT REBECCA HMM?

-REBECCAAAAAAA?!?

-WHAT THE FUCK

-WELL LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT YOUR WISH LAPIS

-NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE

-HOW THE FUCK IS SHE STILL ALIVE

-LAST TIME I LOOKED, SHE GOT SWALLOEDED INTO THE EARTH IN SOME WATERMELON SALNDSAN IN THE MIDDLE O NOWHERE

-(NAILED THAT SPELLING)

-(Long, somewhat unrelated theory: I have a theory that the appearance of a gem fusion partially depends on the participants' relationship. In The Answer, we can see Garnet looking different compared to her current form - bubbly splatters of pastel, cotton candy colors - hypothetically because it was something completely new and strange to her. Then, as she got used to being herself more and more, her color settled down into a more calm, darker palette. Likewise, Malachite's monstrous form - I daresay she is extraordinarily beastlike with her centaur anatomy comprised of six arms and no legs, even compared to other multi-arm fusions - may be caused by the fact that the relationship between Jasper and Lapis is so toxic. That raises the question - would Malachite have looked different had their relationship been something better? If Jasper and Lapis somehow overcame their conflicts and started to bear each other's presence more peacefully, would Malachite's appearance change into something more 'civil'?)

-(Slightly shorter, somewhat more related theory: I've seen people say that the relationsip between Jasper and Lapis is an abusive one, in which Jasper is the abuser and Lapis is the victim. While I agree wholeheartedly with the former statement, my thoughts differ slightly on the latter. I think that this is an abusive relationship on both sides - Jasper dragged Lapis into it for her personal needs (or perhaps an urge to comply to her directive which was to defeat the Crystal Gems), and Lapis used it against her as revenge and to save her friend. In the end, they were both harmed.)

-But in all seriousness HOLY FUCK THAT GOT DARK

-STEVEN NO

-what the fuck jasper

-Is that some love/hate thing going on in Lapis’s mind

-HOLY FUCK WATER FIST

byyyyyyyeeeee jaspeeerrrrr

-Also, I was working on a Malachite drawing, but there goes my motivation.

-I’M NOT SURE IF I SHOULD LAUGH OR CRY

-WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO FEEL

-Lapis is pretty strong. She’s carrying a grown man and a boy AND flying.